Folk, watch out for the vagrants from Velen, for every man jack of them's a thief, a layabout, a slob and a fool. I took a few on as field hands, but instead of pulling weeds they dug up bulbs and ate them raw, which of course made them sick as dogs. So if any of that lot comes by your place, chase them away with a fat stick.
The undersigned would like to remind you that providing any manner of assistance to sorcerers and sorceresses, alchemists, pellars, herbalists, soothsayers, seers or any other such heretics blaspheming against the Eternal Fire is strictly forbidden. Anyone who spies such an individual must inform the witch hunters or the city guard immediately.
My ass had two troughs to choose form, one full of oats, the other of straw, but the stubborn bastard still died of hunger. Body's fresh, fit for making into sausage. Any butcher in need of such, come to the village and ask for Kobe.
I'll satisfy any woman of mature years, no matter your age, race or appearance. Whether it's a toss in the hay or a witty conversation you're hankering, I'll deliver. Ladies interested in my company can leave a note with their address on this notice board. If a strapping young lad named Odrin comes a-knocking, that's me.
Don't understand what you just read? No wonder - it's in Nilfgaardian! And soon half the world will be speaking this mysterious tongue! So you'd best start learning it now - and yours truly can help you with that, for a very modest fee.