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- Had enough of washing up and sweeping up, world without end? Bored of sucking dry bread and boiling cabbage? Your back aching to high heavens from night after night sleeping on the floor? Change your life, right now! Become a princess!
- Sleep on a mountain of pillows atop one tiny pea! Have a gilded carriage and handsome coachman at your beck and call! And as many slippers as you care to lose! All as if by the wave of a magic wand!
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- *Perrault and Sons, Inc. bears no responsibility in the case of loss of life or health during said meeting.