Old Man Gelenser grew radishes. Yes, radishes. Not grapes, not olives, not even beets. As he himself put it: “Dadgummit, I can’t very well live on bread and wine alone, now can I?!” Old Man Gelenser did not found a radish empire. The history of his line is not filled with amazing legends. He lived, sired children, planted radishes and died. O Lebioda, give us all such a calm and simple life.